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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:01 PM
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-----Phase 1----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Paul Hollywood @Mary Berry
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM
[FIVE MINUTES LEFT]
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:16 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:16 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry tent ---> british
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
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Mary Berry british ---> tent
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:21 PM
(You should be able to type in #p1-british without moving there)
(Tell me if not)
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:21 PM
(I don't have permission lmao)
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:22 PM
(uh oh)
(we'll fix it)
LOCK
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:37 PM
The British are sitting there.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:46 PM
(edited)
🔸 Paul Hollywood stayed here. 🔸 Mary Berry stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM
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-----Phase 2----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Stirfry
2/2 HP h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Mary Berry @Paul Hollywood @Stirfry @The Burger King
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM
Ah, so now I see the fruits of my sponsorship!
This place looks great!
Though... where are the massive Burger King logos I was promised?
I'll have to check the outside of the tent...
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
Oh, wow! This s-sure is a tent!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
Hm....
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
You can say that again.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
I am hungry.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
Look at all the tiny people on the pizza!
So game!
Look so yummy!!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry tent ---> british
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
Ah! I see Flipcup, my beloved sweet little owlbear boy in the veggie section. I'm g-gonna have to make my way back there, posthaste!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM
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Mary Berry british ---> tent
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM
Hello everyone, how are we all doing?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:54 PM
I am going to eat.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
I would hope so, this is a baking competition, after all
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
I-it's quite an excellent b-baking competition, if I say so myself!
I don't quite know how you fit us all on this pizza, but I applaud you.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
I don't know either.
I just ordered a pizza.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
Oh it nothing myself and Paul couldn't handle. Though I do thank you for ordering the pizza
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM
P-perhaps this is the pizza, eh?
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM
Delivery can be expensive these days
And with that, I must be moving on. Good luck, contestants.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
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Mary Berry tent ---> breadland
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 06:03 PM
Hmm, I wonder if I should present this delicious and affordable Burger King burger for the show. Maybe that's how I can get the most out of this sponsorship!
Perhaps I should try to add as much as I can to this burger, to create the greatest custom Whopper of all time.
If it succeeds, it'll be an all-new menu item!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:08 PM
LOCK
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:24 PM
Paul is sitting there.
Stirfry picks up some cheese and some spices!
He takes his typing cooker, and puts in...
"Fondue"!
...After some time, the typing cooker lets out some very nice, tasty-looking fondue!
The cheese looks melted and sticky.
The Burger King, in the meantime, produces another Whopper.
He takes his two Whoppers, and...
He tries to make a DOUBLE WHOPPER!
...That doesn't look right.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:34 PM
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🔸 Paul Hollywood stayed here. 🔸 Stirfry stayed here. ➡️ The Burger King moved to breadland
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
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-----Phase 3----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Stirfry
2/2 HP h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
Flipcup
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Ping
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE Sharp useful knife
@Paul Hollywood @Stirfry @Flipcup @Ping
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
Ah, F-Flipcup!
Come to Mama Stirfry, I m-missed you so much!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:37 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:37 PM
I'm a c-cook, baby!
W-wait, why can I understand you?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
I LEARNED COMMON
NO THANKS TO YOU
IT WAS KIND OF A LANGUAGE REQUIREMENT TO GET A JOB
ANYWHERE!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
Holy cannoli! My sweet little baby's all grown up!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
Hello.
I am Heseinberg.
I am going to eat an area now.
This is my pizza.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
Hmmm... a pizza for a hungry man... Mr. Heseinberg, would you like to wait a moment? I am sure there are many delicious treats we can give you from the Bake-Off!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
NO THANKS TO YOU AGAIN ASSHOLE
YOU NEVER EVEN FED ME
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:42 PM
No.
I do not wait.
I bought this pizza.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:43 PM
I thought there was food in Cordelia's pockets! And it is very not safe for a young baboo like yourself to be running around the wilderness alone, eh?
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:43 PM
Wait, this is a pizza?
Ooooh that makes much more sense!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
YOU WERE ALWAYS LIKE THIS
I'M MY OWN BEAROWL
I'VE GOT A JOB AND EVERYTHING
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT FLYING AWAY FROM YOU RIGHT NOW
(I WILL DO THAT AFTER THE BAKE OFF)
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
You're leaving the n-nest already? Oh, how my young baby has grown so fast...
But I k-k-know that a good parent gives their child whatever they want, even if it is ice cream for every breakfast!
So, I am here supporting you from the sidelines, my sweet little Flipcup!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
I ALREADY LEFT THE NEST THIS WASN'T A REUNION
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
I-it sure feels like one to me!
We met again, that's a reunion, daddy-o!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
DONT REALLY FEEL UNITED RIGHT NOW
AND PROBABLY WONT EITHER I HATE YOU AND YOUR WEIRD FAMILY
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
D-darn.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
I MISSED MY GROWTH SPURT BECAUSE ALL YOU GOT ME WAS ACORN WATER OR SOMETHING
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A BEAROWL
NOT A LOT PHYSICALLY BUT EMOTIONAL TORMENT!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:49 PM
I am not trained in c-c-caring for infants!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:49 PM
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A CHILD!!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
Well, y-you just looked so adorable... I couldn't help myself... there was this instinctive bond.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE A BETTER DAD THAN THAT TO GET ME TO RETURN TO YOU
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
Like my Kenku dad instincts had awakened, or s-something!
Well, I will promise to try, Flipcup!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
MAYBE TRY FEEDING ME FOR A START
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
T-that is a good idea!
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
Ping stands there awkwardly stuttering and wanting to comment
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BITCH
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
What is it, strange d-duckman?
...wait, I shouldn't be calling people names like that. I am a "strange crowman" after all, and I am Stirfry!
What is y-your name?
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
W-w-well I just know what it's like to have a disappointment for a dad... that's me, I'm the dad...
Oh, I'm Ping!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
I WANT TO EAT A HUMAN
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
But please, this Stirfry really cares about you you know
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
DOESN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
...a h-human, you say?
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
Ooh, what's a human?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
YEAH I WANT RAW FLESH
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
short punctuated scream
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM
Well... no p-promises, Flipcup - but you know I would do anything for you! I will see if I cannot get my hands on raw human flesh! Stirfry, away!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM
YOU BETTER IF YOU WANT ME IN YOUR FAMILY AGAIN
I'M MAKING MONEY I CAN BE INDEPENDENT
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:55 PM
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:00 PM
flipcup opens the fridge and chugs down a bunch of milk! 🥛
time for STRONG BONES!
Yes!
stir fry gives a longing gentle and respectful hug to flipcup
Ping helps with the hug!
The hug is so warm and fuzzy that Stirfry's heart grows by 150%!
His max health raises by a heart!
The benifits of being a loving partent ❤️
Stirfry picks up the cigarettes!
They make him feel...very very cool :)
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:21 PM
..huh?
RUMBLE
MEATLAND IS GONE
Walter just ate Meatland!!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM
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🔸 Paul Hollywood stayed here. 🔸 Stirfry stayed here. 🔸 Flipcup stayed here. ➡️ Ping moved to candyland
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM
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-----Phase 4----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. One cigarette has been taken out. There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Stirfry
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹coveredinbasil 👁️VISIBLE The Tomato is covered in basil! Looks kind of stylish actually.
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
Flipcup
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Mary Berry @Paul Hollywood @Stirfry @A Tomato @Life Jam Guy @Chefinoff @Flipcup
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM
Bglglgl....
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM
What th-th-that guy just ate the pizza!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
Hello again, JAM GUY.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
GODDAMNIT I WAS GONNA EAT MEAT NOW THE MEAT IS GONE FUCK
THIS IS JUST TYPICA
L!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved The Burger King into this area!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
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The Burger King candyland ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Ping into this area!
Ping
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE Sharp useful knife
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
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Ping candyland ---> tent
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
Hello contestants!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
THIS IS WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
@​LIFE JAM GUY, could you please introduce me to all these people?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
Hm, wait. A burger king.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
@​Ping ...As I was about to say, good eye, for I am important!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
H-hello, Mr. King. Do your burgers happen to contain meat?
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM
Of course! Unless of course you order the Impossible Whopper, my all-new vegetarian menu item!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM
I... recovered from that vile attack from that toast.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM
Oh good, have you seen a tiny round brown thing around here?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM
More fast food...
Tch.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM
Aha! Flipcup, I believe we have discovered a potential meal for you!
B-but... ah.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
What, you have a problem with quick and affordable cuisine?
It's what the people want!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
I am sadly lacking in... funds.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
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Mary Berry tent ---> breadland
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
CAN YOU PUT HUMAN MEAT INTO A BURGER
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
Well, you can't have a burger for free. Unless you offer something of value for a trade, haha!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM
Is there anything I can do for you, Mr. King, to obtain one of these... burgers?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Mmm.... Then I bwill do it.
I am A Tomato.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Ehehehe, well then!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Nice to meet you.
All of you.
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
teleports into existence
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
There are many of you.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Would you like a cigarette?
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Hello bakers
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Hmm... well, maybe you can find something to help me create the Ultimate Whopper for this cooking competition!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
It shouldn't be! People should want true, high-end cuisine! That chefs like myself have slaved over! Why should someone want to waste the most important part of the day on some cheap, easy garbage?!
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Ooh, hey @​LIFE JAM GUY, is it okay if I use a... part of you?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
The... ultimate Whopper?
That sounds like q-quite a task!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM
Blglghl....
Why even try?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
HUMAN MEAT SOUNDS PRETTY ULTIMATE
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
And something I am more than happy to help with, mind.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
Tomatoes are supposed to be popular, and yet...
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
Human meat?
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
Because time is money, and money is money! Busy people are living busy lives under financial stress. The masses can't afford to spend hours waiting for a fifty-dollar meal!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
@​Paul Hollywood🔺 Paul Hollywood instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
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Paul Hollywood tent ---> veggieland
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
Yes, y-yes! Ehehehe... my baby boy Flipcup is hungry, and wants something to eat!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
The masses could learn a thing or two about patience! Art is pain! To take part in art is to appreciate the true beauty through the suffering!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
He prefers human meat most of all - I was a-about to head off to Meatland, before it was consumed...!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
People are suffering enough each day already! My cheap, delicious burgers are like a balm of comfort to their very souls!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:39 PM
Are you s-saying that these burgers are made with the suffering of innocent people?!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:39 PM
Tch. You're just dullening the culinary landscape with your ease and simplicity. I'll win this bake-off, and show the people what true talent is!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:39 PM
The blood, sweat and tears, if you will.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:39 PM
THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS!!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry veggieland ---> tent
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
Anyways, I do hope this place has the other ingredients I require. I'll check out that other soup as well.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
Uh, heh, of course not! My employment standards are among the highest in America!* *According to a company-led review conducted by internal auditors in 2017.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
@​Chefinoff🔺 Chefinoff instantly moved to SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
(edited)
Chefinoff tent ---> soup
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry tent ---> breadland
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
.... Bwell, if anyone needs tomato.
I am available.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
Hm... internal auditors, you say? Well, rich people can be pretty tricky if Mr. DeBonesby is any indication... hm...
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
@​Chefinoff‼️🔻 Chefinoff appeared from SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM
(edited)
Chefinoff soup ---> tent
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
Oh well, it is still meat.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AND PROMOTE THE SHOW
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
Barely.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
BUT YOU BETTER GET ME SOME GOOD FOOD
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
Though my employees do work hard to earn their considerable salaries, of course! Why, I even raised pay this year as a generous token of my gratitude for their labour, and definitely not because people wouldn't work for me otherwise.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
I WILL NEVER IMPRESS THE COLLEGE GIRLS AT MY HEIGHT
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:43 PM
Have fun, Flipcup! I'll be b-back soon!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:44 PM
@​A Tomato🔺 A Tomato instantly moved to SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:44 PM
(edited)
A Tomato tent ---> soup
(edited)
Mary Berry breadland ---> tent
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:45 PM
So, bird, do you still want to help me in exchange for a burger?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:46 PM
Y-yes!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:46 PM
Sure! But you'll need to trade for it, haha!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:46 PM
Certainly.
What do you n-need from me?
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:47 PM
So, I'm trying to find a great combination of ingredients to create the Ultimate Whopper. I already tried to combine two Whoppers into one Double Whopper, but it didn't work out too great.
So instead, I need to come up with a truly unique recipe. One that'll make Ronald McDonald weep in shame.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:47 PM
The p-perfect burger...
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 07:47 PM
I'm sure it'll make everyone else weep, as well.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:47 PM
I wonder if I can find what I need in Veggieland... or maybe even Candyland?
Tears of joy, yes!
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:48 PM
Well I can give you my hat! It's fine, I have extras back home. Say, are you sweet?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:48 PM
I believe I already have some cheese - but the m-m-meat may be an issue, my good sir.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:48 PM
VERY MUCH SO!
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:48 PM
Oh good! I'll get my other hat from Po soon, he's hardly at the shop anyways
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:48 PM
Well, your in luck!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:49 PM
Well, I can summon up a normal Whopper any time I want. So there'll at least be some meat, even if it's the normal patty.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:49 PM
When the area was being eaten, some of the items split into other areas
You may be able to find something there
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:49 PM
Would you think that jam goes well with meat?
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:49 PM
I don't know! Would be interesting though-
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:50 PM
Just kidding, that isn't even a question! LIFE JAM goes well with everything, haha!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:50 PM
All we would need then is to make sure it's covered in herbs and spices and butter and other supplements that make a burger taste good.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:50 PM
Like LIFE JAM!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:50 PM
If I were to put jam on a burger, I could call it - (edited)
the JAMBURGER!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:50 PM
I like how that sounds!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:51 PM
By the beak of my own!
That s-sounds divine!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM
...But I will still need something in exchange.
I can't just keep giving this stuff away for free, you know!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM
Well, you could have this WHOPPOHW!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM
...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM
LOCK
🔒 1
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:58 PM
Chefinoff looks around the area before grabbing a fancy-looking cheese.
He also manages to find some eggs!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:58 PM
GAH!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:58 PM
He makes them float towards him.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:58 PM
Walter spits out Interceptomato!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:59 PM
It lands into the area!
...After this strange event, Ping looks around over his body, trying to find something.
He can't find it, so he decides to hand his hat over to LIFE JAM GUY, who happily takes it, and gives him some LIFE JAM in return!
At the same time, Flipcup seems to be using tomato sauce to smear on a sign. (edited)
It reads, ""BEST HUMAN MEAT FOOD WINS FLIPCUP'S HEART"
Stirfry is too busy to notice, tearing a bit of the wall away to make it into breadcrumbs.
Nice!
Finally, the Burger King loks around the area for some spices...
Haha!
He grabs some ginger and some turmeric, and...
Puts them on his Whopper!
This looks amazingly-well seasoned!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM
(edited)
➡️ Stirfry moved to candyland 🔸 Life Jam Guy stayed here. 🔸 Flipcup stayed here. ➡️ The Burger King moved to candyland 🔸 Ping stayed here. ➡️ Chefinoff moved to candyland 🔸 Mary Berry stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 5----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. One cigarette has been taken out. There's a sign here smeared in tomato sauce! It reads, "BEST HUMAN MEAT FOOD WINS FLIPCUP'S HEART". There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Interceptomato
1.5/3 HP h10h50h00 🔹footballhelmet 👁️VISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.
Tonio Trussardi
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹chefknife 👁️VISIBLE -v A sharp chefsknife 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
Hell's Chef
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹cleaver 💪BIG This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage. 🔹tuscanbread 👁️VISIBLE Some tuscan bread cut into small cute ghost-shape slices
Killer Bean
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹bangercooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹beefmask 👁️VISIBLE It's a really cool-looking mask! With this item, if you rap during the phase, you will get a +5 on your roll.
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹hat 👁️VISIBLE It's Ping's hat!
Flipcup
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Ping
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE Sharp useful knife 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
@Mary Berry @Interceptomato @Tonio Trussardi @Hell's Chef @Killer Bean @Life Jam Guy @Flipcup @Ping
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:12 PM
Hello!
Bye!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
@​LIFE JAM GUY🔺 Life Jam Guy instantly moved to SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
(edited)
Life Jam Guy tent ---> soup
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
I'M GONNA KICK THIS WALTER WHITE'S ASS
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
Well, this was fun!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
So that's his name.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
YEEAAAAHHH MAYHEM MAYHEM!!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
I am Heisenberg.
I am hungry.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
KISS MY ASS
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
You are lucky that this tent is in the middle of my pizza.
I can't eat it.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Yes, but you want to know what you can eat?
My secret ingredient soup! A very surprising brew I must say!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:15 PM
Deez nuts.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 08:16 PM
Now how dare you say such a vulgar thing?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
I'm a bitter bean.
Lot of shit's been thrown at me today.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry tent ---> breadland
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
And I'm bittersweet.
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Cigarettes...?
Why... are THOSE here...
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT HUMAN MEAT
I CRAVE FLESH
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
Someone in this bake-off wants me decaffienated.
And I still haven't figured out who.
Killer Bean casts a sidelong glance at Ping.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:20 PM
I'LL SAVE YOU
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
...Save me from who?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
YEAH
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
...Alright.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
(edited)
Paul Hollywood soup ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
@​Paul Hollywood‼️🔻 Paul Hollywood appeared from SOUP!
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
Wait... why are you looking at me like that?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
Hey, @Saikonaifu. Guy named Jet Bean ever eat at one of your restaurants? (edited)
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
(edited)
Giovanni Potage soup ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹coveredinbasil 👁️VISIBLE The Tomato is covered in basil! Looks kind of stylish actually.
@​A Tomato‼️🔻 A Tomato appeared from SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
(edited)
A Tomato soup ---> tent
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
HAH
I GOT HERE FIRST
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
He liked food that reminded him of his homeland.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
You've won the race.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
I AM THE GREATEST
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹hat 👁️VISIBLE It's Ping's hat!
@​LIFE JAM GUY‼️🔻 Life Jam Guy appeared from SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
(edited)
Life Jam Guy soup ---> tent
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
Oh no they're here now
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
After all, a man would win against a tomato in a race in 100% of the times.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
... huh.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
HAH
I AM THE GREATEST
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
Yes, I'm back.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
AND IT IS I
GIOVANNI POTAGE
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
Looks like the attention-seeker won after all.
Well done!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
AND IM HERE TO ROB YOU BLIND
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
I've decided that everyone should know me as a tomato now.
And acknowledge that I am a tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
Would you like some delicious LIFE JAM as a prize?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
YES
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
I will no longer let myself be stepped over by people.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
Exceptional! For both of you!
We here at Life Jam inc. fully support freedom of expression!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
I am A Tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
Truly! Haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
You, the chef, @​Tonio Trussardi.
Surely you would be able to recognize a tomato, right.
What would you define me as, botanically?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
That's a tomato. I know a tomato when I see one.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
May?
You are not sure?
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
You never knowb
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO THE TOMATO
WHEN THEY SHOULD BE TREMBLING UPON MY GREATNESS AND EVIL
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
I have decided that I would no longer not be important.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
If you ask me, it's because you're too loud!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
This is the first step.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
Killer Bean pretends Giovanni is not there.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
WHAT
HEY
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
You're clearly trying too hard, Giovanni!
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
I don't care unless you make something for the competition
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
PFT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
I first need to make everyone acknowledge my existence as what I am.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
YOURE JUST NOT AS COOL AS I AM
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
Hello?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
Well, you’re a tomato THERE HAPPY
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
A tomato?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
You are not a good cook if you can't recognize a tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Take a look at the tomato! The humility, the understated determination, the subtle confidence! All culminating into the perfect subject for one's attention!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
🥁 Cool Cool Lucky Star ⭐
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Why... must you all be so... LOUD?!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Killer bean can barely hold back a grin at the remark.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
That tomato... CERTAINLY IS A TOMATO!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
I am a tomato and I must scream.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
BECAUSE I AM THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Cooking is all about mystery and surprise Experimentation
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:28 PM
Yes.
Go ahead and experiment, then.
Try me.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:29 PM
I've never see a talking tomato...
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:29 PM
I'm a busy man maybe tomato
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:30 PM
WHY ISNT ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:30 PM
And I've never seen an italian man speak so good english.
Blblnblr. New things happen everyday.
Try being a tomato, then.
This is the key to success.
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:30 PM
Paul also starts actively ignoring Giovanni
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:30 PM
...you know what?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:30 PM
he walks over to one of the tables menacingly and to show he’s a Certified Bad Dude™, HE KICKS IT
he then stubs his toe
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
I pride myself on being good with kids!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
it hurts
😏 1
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
If I am a tomato, then why couldn't you cosplay as one?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
OWWWW
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
You know, tomatoes are very flashy.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
Gioanni, I will pay attention to you.
...
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
Kinda wish I was a tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
and your stubbed toe...
Haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
You've got the shape already.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
… that’s not my name weren’t you listening
HEY
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
Bean don't look down on yourself
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
We will need to smooth that ass, however.
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
You've already done quite well
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
You are quite... caked up.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
My mistake, goivanni.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
Beaned up.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
Hey! You don't talk about my bean ass!
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
That beef mask is admirable
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
It IS a great ass.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
It is an excellent [REDACTED].
Oops!
Gotta stay PG, ya know!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
I travel the world in search of the greatest ingredients.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
Wow
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
Such asses are only matched by Bell Peppers and walnuts.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
Thanks, I cooked it myself.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
This is one of my many destinations.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:33 PM
How does this conversation make you feel, then?
Red like a tomato out of shame of never having met such a common ingredient that would talk to you?
Do not be.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
Wonderful.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
It is perfectly natural.
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
What's a quality looking chef like you doing here?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
Most tomatoes only speak tomatoes.
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
This seems like a mostly amateur competition
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
HEY IM NO AMATEUR
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
Would you, perhaps, want to hear A Tomato speak tomato?
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
I specialize in Italian dishes.
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 08:34 PM
Amateur...?
I am NO amateur.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 08:35 PM
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I MAKE THE BEST TOMATO BASIL SOUP OUT OF ANYONE
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 08:35 PM
A mask of meat will not save you, JACK I will obtain this beautiful tea called coffee for my restaurant, and you are ALL that stands in my way!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 08:35 PM
I saw this pizza was one of the many places to find the finest ingredients.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:35 PM
LOCK
A Tomato stands around, being a tomato.
But then!
Giovanni steals his basil!
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It looks like the tomato's basil was hiding a wound of some kind.
Giovanni then grabs a jar of LIFE JAM that LIFE JAM GUY hands to him.
The latter walks to the refrigerator and grabs some cream and cheese.
Yeah!
It looks like Hell's Chef is preparing his pumpkin with a knife. (edited)
He makes an adorable little face on it!
He did a great job.
He also empties out the pumpkin's guts into his cooker.
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Flipcup and Tonio also appear to be going around, taking ingredients from the area.
Flipcup grabs some parmigiana and seasons it with some smoked paprika and white pepper.
Tonio takes a lot! Some mozarella, some takanotsuke pepper, salt, a bit of white wine, olive oil and even anchovy paste!
Paul Hollywood walks to Killer Bean...
AND SHAKES HIS HAND!
Killer Bean is honoured...
But his relief doesn't last long.
Ping and Killer Bean face off.
The former grabs his typing cooker, and puts in ingredients...
A radish...
Some LIFE JAM...
And a word.
"Guns."
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The cooker processes the ingredients, and out comes a pair of guns, made from LIFE JAM AND RADISH!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:50 PM
By the way, the hollywood hand that Killer bean has looks like this:
It's a perfect anatomical replica of Paul Hollywood's hand. It grants a one-time guaranteed crit success on any action you wish.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:52 PM
PING PULLS OUT HIS GUNS BEFORE KILLER BEAN!
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Nothing comes out.
I guess you could say they're jammed.
Killer Bean takes this opportunity to pulls out his own golden pistols as fast as he can, and SHOOTS DOWN PING!
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It looks like he's still alive. And he doesn't seem too unhappy, considering that, behind Killer Bean...
INTERCEPTOMATO CHUCKS HIM INTO WALTER WHITE'S NOSE!
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Ouch.
A Tomato, after seeing these events unfold, speaks up.
"Now that we've established that I am a tomato, I believe that it would be in our best interest for me to announce that... there is an imposter tomato among us."
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It looks like it's trying to look for something in the area, but it's nowhere to be found, and so...
IT LUNGES AT INTERCEPTOMATO! (edited)
It doesn't do as much damage as it would have liked, but it's still something.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:10 PM
(edited)
❓ Interceptomato moved to ??? 🔸 Tonio Trussardi stayed here. 🔸 Hell's Chef stayed here. ❓ Killer Bean moved to ??? 🔸 Flipcup stayed here. ❓ Ping moved to ??? 🔸 Paul Hollywood stayed here. 🔸 Giovanni Potage stayed here. 🔸 A Tomato stayed here. 🔸 Life Jam Guy stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:10 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 6----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. One cigarette has been taken out. There's a sign here smeared in tomato sauce! It reads, "BEST HUMAN MEAT FOOD WINS FLIPCUP'S HEART". There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹del 👁️VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS! 🔹batwithknife 👁️VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. There's even an extra bread knife sticking in the bat! You may use it to do 1.5 damage! 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
Tonio Trussardi
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹chefknife 👁️VISIBLE -v A sharp chefsknife 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
Hell's Chef
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹cleaver 💪BIG This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage. 🔹tuscanbread 👁️VISIBLE Some tuscan bread cut into small cute ghost-shape slices
Paul Hollywood
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Stirfry
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
A Tomato
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Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹hat 👁️VISIBLE It's Ping's hat!
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹weirdfish 👁️VISIBLE It's a really weird looking fish. What the heck is this thing? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934540928213987379/934549422094835772/s-l1600.png
The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Flipcup
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Giovanni Potage @Tonio Trussardi @Hell's Chef @Paul Hollywood @Stirfry @A Tomato @Life Jam Guy @Chefinoff @The Burger King @Flipcup
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
IT IS I
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
Wow, That's a whole lot of people! (edited)
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
The impostor tomato.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
Hey Gio-san
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
Within Walter White's bald head.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
HELLO
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
and hey there, king-sama.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
W-what the...
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
...
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
By the beak of my own!
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
You really are all packed in here
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
OK, everybody! Clearly this Heisenberg fellow has lost it!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
WATCH ME MAKE SOME AWESOME SOUP
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
Well, this is a... healthier menu item I could offer. Heh, it could be perfect to launch a "healthy" promotional campaign!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
That's wonderful idea, king. (edited)
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
I feel like it's still missing some kind of... s-special ingredient, though...
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
@​Paul Hollywood🔺 Paul Hollywood instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
(edited)
Paul Hollywood tent ---> white
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Something that kicks it up that extra notch, eh?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Well, I should be able to...make a substitution with this fish, as much as I don't want to sacrifice on anything else...This...sad excuse of food here I can't use, though. I still need that extra kick with something legitimate!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
@​LIFE JAM GUY You were talking about L-L-Life Jam?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
IM STILL WAITING FOR THE DISHES
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
I've lost it?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Tomatoes.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
ME?
HEISENBERG?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
YEAH YOU ATE ME YOU SICKO
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
You do s-seem like you have lost it, yes.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
YEEEEAAAAAH!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
JOIN US, HEINSENBERG.
YOU CAN BECOME HEINZEMBERG.
A FORM CLOSE TO A TOMATO.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
YOU.
YOU'RE ANOTHER TOMATO.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
Is there any potential chance for me to o-obtain some?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
I AM A Tomato.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
THERE'S ONE OF THOSE ON MY HEAD TRYING TO KILL ME.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
So you think we should add some jam to this burger? To make it truly JAM-TASTIC?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:16 PM
Exactly, my good sir!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:16 PM
That is not a Tomato. That is an impostor.
I am A Tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:16 PM
OF COURSE! Normally I'd ask you for 250 clams, but you're in luck!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:16 PM
That is toat.
@​LIFE JAM GUY, you should be able to confirm this.
Interceptomato is in fact, toast.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:16 PM
Yes! I can confirm this!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:16 PM
.......Life Jam, huh? It's certainly something new.
Is this life jam.....good? Culinarily, I mean.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
There can only be one tomato here.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
LIFE JAM is currently on sale for the low, low price of: whatever you wanna trade with me! Haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
SO, IF I AM A Tomato.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
Aha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
THEN
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
E-excellent!
In that case...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
HE CANNOT BE.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
WH IS EVERYBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO TOMATOES AND LIFE JAM WHEN THEY SHOULD BE TREMBLING BEFORE MY GREATNESS AND EVIL
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
Stirfry rummages around in his backpack...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE, @​Stirfry ?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
Would you like some c-cigarettes?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
Does it make sense to you?
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
You don't seem that evil to me. You claim to be a thief, but have you ever committed wage theft? (edited)
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
...
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:17 PM
No one is as great as the great CHEFINOFF!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
I AM
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
There's already a bunch of cigarettes here!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
YOURE NEVER AS GREAT AS ME
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
You're a cook, yes?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
Hahahahahaha! You'll see!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
HEY I AM VERY EVIL AND DO LOTS OF CRIME
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
W-what? But I have a box on me right now...
How strange...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
I
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
I suppose the cooks left multiple boxes lying around...
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
How about you help me cook something! and I'll take a cigarette!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
Paul... better return soon.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
Say, Life Jam...mascot.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
Well... hm.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
I have this candy, would that be a suitable trade?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
Do NOT.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
...oh?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
Cigarettes... are BAD FOR THE TASTE BUDS.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
...............................................;
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
How about this - the reason I want the Life Jam is because I am helping the Burger King cook the Ultimate Whopper.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
No. Getting ignored will not discourage me once again.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
The Burger King wouldn't know what to do with such an ingredient anyhow!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
HEY WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
YOU ARE the reason I almost got discouraged last time too, @​Stirfry.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
Collaborations are allowed - and you can share the c-c-credit if we cook together!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
What do you mean? I plan to use it in the greatest burger of all time!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
I am a tomato. That holds itself to be SELF-EVIDENT.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Consider it a company collaboration!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Oh, don't worry. You'll fall to me soon enough.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
COLLABORATION?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Good for business, hehehe.
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Bird.. do not even CONSIDER using the puff puff...
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Well the burger that you made on my head doesn’t seem to be that good
HEY NO
YOU SHALL BECOME MY MINION
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
The most popular fruit, vegetable, etc, of all.
The Queen of Nightshades.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Well, we've all had our failed experiments, haven't we?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
I am a Tomato, and YOU will acknowledge me as such.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
FOR I AM GIOVANNI POTAGE, CAPTAIN OF THE BANZAI BLASTERS
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
WE HERE AT Life Jam Inc. FULLY SUPPORT SPONSORSHIP DEALS! HAHA!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
I will not let myself be stepped over once again.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
Hm.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
A sponsorship? Perfect!
A two-way benefit, with profits all around!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
E-Excellent! Then it's a deal, my good jam guy!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
You have my full permission to use life jam in any way you wish!
...And, if things go well, a lifetime supply!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
bglblglglglglglglblglgllg
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
The Burger King®️ Life JAM™️-tastic Ultimate Whopper! (edited)
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
Hey, mr. tomato!
Would you like to contribute too?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
THIS BIRD.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
Soon to be available in restaurants worldwide!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
IS INFURIATING ME.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
I've heard tomato goes excellently with a burger!
OH NO!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
No one is smoking in my presence... is that CLEAR?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:22 PM
What seems to be the problem?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:23 PM
HE MADE MY PRESENCE OBSOLETE EARLIER
AND IT IS DOING IT AGAIN.
I AM TIRED OF NOT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED AS WHAT I DESERVE TO BE.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:23 PM
Giovanni does a cool pose with his SOUL SLUGGER DOOM BAT OF MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION (with an extra knife)
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:23 PM
Ah, I am sorry, t-tomato.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:23 PM
Thank you.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
I am merely focused on more pressing duties, such as getting a meal for my sweet baby b-boy, Flipcup!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
I hope that this motivates you to be more considerate of tomatoes.
And nightshades in general.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
YIKES!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
And the Burger King has promised me a meal if I help him with his Ultimate Whopper.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
Come on Stirfry, do better!
It's okay to multitask!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
As for that burger....
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
Indeed, n-nature is something to be considerate of.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
And it's always worthwhile to pay attention to a tomato, haha!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
MM FINE IF YOU DONT APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS ILL JUST LEAVE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
If someone has a knife for me to slice myself with, I would gladly accept.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
@​Giovanni Potage🔺 Giovanni Potage instantly moved to SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
(edited)
Giovanni Potage tent ---> soup
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
You want to be part of my Ultimate Whopper, tomato guy?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
I don't have a knife, but glass is pretty sharp!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:25 PM
Do you have anything to allow me to provide you this slice?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:26 PM
If someone could, say, break my arm off or something along those lines, I'd be happy to contribute!
....
OR
We could ask that attention seeker to use his...
uh...
strange bat-knife thing
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:26 PM
Hello, attention everyone!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:26 PM
I have a plan.
Give him attention.
I will go and fetch him.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:26 PM
Yes?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 09:26 PM
A-ah, yes... the guy with the burger on his head, eh?
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:26 PM
I am cooking my meal, and would love for some of you all to try it!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
@​A Tomato🔺 A Tomato instantly moved to SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
(edited)
A Tomato tent ---> soup
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
Yes!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
It will be Spaghetti Puttanesca!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
He seems quite childish.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
I assure you, this will prove many health benefits for you.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
That being said @​The Burger King, do you need any cheese for that burger? I I just happen to have some on hand, haha!
I'd accept if I didn't want to contaminate my life jam...
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:28 PM
Well, we already added some cheese fondue to it, but more cheese couldn't hurt when we're throwing it all into this cooking device.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:28 PM
KIDDING! Along with its other miraculous properties, LIFE JAM cannot be diluted!
So yes, I'll accept
Sure thing!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹del 👁️VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS! 🔹batwithknife 👁️VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. There's even an extra bread knife sticking in the bat! You may use it to do 1.5 damage! 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
@​Giovanni Potage‼️🔻 Giovanni Potage appeared from SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
(edited)
Giovanni Potage soup ---> tent
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
This sounds incredibly unbalanced. It'll never win.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00
@​A Tomato‼️🔻 A Tomato appeared from SOUP!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
(edited)
A Tomato soup ---> tent
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
AHAHA
IT IS I AGAIN
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
You've won, again.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
You can join us, then!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
THE GIOVANNI POTAGE
AND I HAVE WON THE RACE AGAIN
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
You are welcome here Giovanni.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
Hey, thief guy! Do you want to use your knife to cut off a piece of this tomato, for my Ultimate Whopper?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
I'm here to win on my own merits! And I already have nearly everything I need to do so!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
Now, sit down and enjoy Tonio's dish.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:29 PM
PFT NO
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
I'll repeat myself...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
It would make us all happy, right @​Tonio Trussardi ?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
NO SMOKING IS ALLOWED IN HERE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
We'll all watch you with great delight as you enjoy that meticulously crafter dish.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
MY KNIVES ARE VERY SPECIAL
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
We here at Life Jam Inc. FULLY ENDORSE corporate monopolies, and are willing to partner with just about anyone!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
Do not worry.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
AND IM NOT HELPING YOU OUT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
I'll take care of this myself.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
It would be wonderful!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
IM MAKING MY OWN SOUP
OF
LAVA
ACID
NO
LAV-ACID
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
Tomatoes.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone enjoy my cooking!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
AHAHAHA
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
Ahahahahaha! A worthy adversary!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
Please.
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
It would make us, and you happy, if you ate.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
But I doubt you have the skills to truly cook it properly!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
We would watch you, and listen to your review of the dish.
We would listen to you.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:31 PM
LOCK
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 09:40 PM
Chefinoff gets some turmeric from the cabniet
and also is looking for something else...
Hey!
It's a DVD Box set of Madagascar!
Not quite what he was looking for, but this might do.
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Hell's chef gets to work on his recipie
He places his turkey into the cooker, gets some ingredients from the fridge, and cooks together olive oil, pepper, salt, and dried basil into the cooker as well
Puts in a pumpkin, some lettuce looking thing, and MMM!
Man that smells good
This sounds...unexpectingly pleasant
...man this is smelling REALLY good
And out comes...
OH MY GOD
It's THE soup!
From SOUP GAME
IT was PUMPKIN SOUP ALL ALONG
you 1
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
Life jam guy gets out 8 bottles of Life Jam
And takes the cigarette from stirfry
please 1
and says
with a wink
"Don't worry kids, this is only a prop!"
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Giovanni starts sweating profusely
...oh wait, that sweat is ACTUALLY SOUP
And it gives healing powers!
...that's convinenet
He feels better now!
Tonito gets out the meta cooker and starts cooking up a fucking STORM
and while that's happening
Stirfry takes a life Jam, and takes the high fiber burger
Both he and Burger King work together to apply the life Jam onto the Whopper
Then they throw the whopper into the cooker with the word...
"Ultimate"
...
...
...
it cooks for a long time
in the meanwhile...
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:57 PM
Tonio looks like he's getting something ready...
He pulls out the metacooker! AND!
2 tablespoon of olive oil!, 1 Clove of garlic! 1/2 tablespoon of Anchovy Paste! A bit of Takanotsume pepper! 2 ounces of white wine! Chopped small tomato! Olives! Salt and Pepper! Oregano! Basil! Cheese! Spaghetti!
And inputs the player, "Tomato"!
...It seems to shift into, "ZelRaat".
No matter! Finally, he uses his Stand,『Pearl Jam』 to enhance the flavour!
His cooker seems to be hard at work...
AND FINALLY, gives him some Spaghetti Puttanesca, with hints of shrimp!
It looks beautiful.
A work of art.
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Giovanni approaches the meal, and gives it a taste... before eating the entire meal in a few seconds!
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It tastes amazing
With this, he's sure that his next action will get an immense boost!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:01 PM
Like really immense!
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
ding!
The burger is ready!
And...
It looks exactly the same!
...wait, what?
That can't be...
..hold on
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THERE'S AN INVITATION TO SMASH BROS ULTIMATE INSIDE THE BURGER
Who's it for????
they open it....
THE BURGER KING IS IN
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
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STIR FRY IS IN
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
byemom 1
LIFE JAM IS IN
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LETSGOOOOOOO 1
HYPE!!!!!!!
SLICE!
Woah! Tomato Stole Giovanni's Knife from the bat during all the excitement! (edited)
cocainer 1
it takes a slice out of itself...and it isn't harmed!
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Giovannia sweats a little more and keeps some soup for himself for later!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
(edited)
🔸 Tonio Trussardi stayed here. 🔸 Hell's Chef stayed here. 🔸 Stirfry stayed here. 🔸 Life Jam Guy stayed here. ➡️ Chefinoff moved to veggieland 🔸 The Burger King stayed here. 🔸 Flipcup stayed here. 🔸 Giovanni Potage stayed here. 🔸 A Tomato stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 7----- TENT This is a strange tent, sitting in the middle of this pizza. It looks more like a big candy, huh. The structure of the tent itself appears to be made out of black licorice, while the cloth part is made out of fondant. Inside, it looks like there's enough tables to accommodate for every character! The tables themselves appear to be made out of some sort of coloured chocolate, while the floor and walls are made out of gingerbread. It looks like there's a box of cigarettes here. Strange. You feel like they can make you look cooler as you cook, perhaps a bonus to your next roll? But... a weird feeling of dread might come with it. One cigarette has been taken out. There's a sign here smeared in tomato sauce! It reads, "BEST HUMAN MEAT FOOD WINS FLIPCUP'S HEART". There’s a gigantic refrigerator here. Inside is just about every single dairy product you can imagine: milk, butter, cheese, cream…and next to it is a large spice cabinet with the widest assortment of spices you’ve ever seen. Wait a second... This is the Great British Bake-Off's tent! They're right here! You better be ready to put on the best cooking of your dang life. From here, you can go to anywhere on the map! It's the centre of the pizza after all. You can go to CANDYLAND, BREADLAND, MEATLAND, VEGGIELAND, and... There's a stray can of soup, nearby, sitting in more soup. It looks like you can !moveinstant to the SOUP! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933121633873453086/933865677566144512/image0.webp
Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹del 👁️VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS! 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹bat 👁️VISIBLE The weapon! A baseball bat ! You may use it to do 1 damage! 🔹ancientpotion 👁️VISIBLE A delicious soup created STRAIGHT from the SOURCE! Has healing properties.
Tonio Trussardi
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹chefknife 👁️VISIBLE -v A sharp chefsknife 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
Hell's Chef
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹cleaver 💪BIG This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage. 🔹tuscanbread 👁️VISIBLE Some tuscan bread cut into small cute ghost-shape slices 🔹pumpkinsoup 👁️VISIBLE It's pumpkin soup! If you drink this, Cigarrate smoking will no longer bother you!!!
Stirfry
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
Killer Bean
2.5/3 HP h10h10h50 🔹bangercooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹beefmask 👁️VISIBLE It's a really cool-looking mask! With this item, if you rap during the phase, you will get a +5 on your roll. 🔹hollywoodhand 👁️VISIBLE It's a perfect anatomical replica of Paul Hollywood's hand. It grants a one-time guaranteed crit success on any action you wish.
A Tomato
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE Sharp useful knife
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹hat 👁️VISIBLE It's Ping's hat!
The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Flipcup
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Giovanni Potage @Tonio Trussardi @Hell's Chef @Stirfry @Killer Bean @A Tomato @Life Jam Guy @The Burger King @Flipcup
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
IT IS I
GIOVANNI POTAGE
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry candyland ---> tent
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
Aha, what a brilliant marketing move!
Magnificent work, bird!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
H-haha!
Stirfry is going to Smash!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
I wonder what our movesets will be?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
And not to mention this delicious burger we all made too...!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
Yes! We can present this burger to the judges, and you can feed it to your companion in all its glory!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Paul Hollywood‼️🔻 Paul Hollywood appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
(edited)
Paul Hollywood white ---> tent
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
You two are in Smash??
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
Us, and the jar of jam!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
Color me impressed.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:19 PM
I hope that Sakurai fellow gives me some good d-d-design!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:19 PM
WOW OKAY DAD THAT IS KINDA COOL
BUT WHERE IS MY FOOD
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:19 PM
Heh, I almost forgot this was a bake-off in all the action.
Time to make appetizers.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:20 PM
W-well... you see the burger I just made, my baby boy?
Along with the Burger King and the jar of jam, of course...
You're going to get to eat that! It looks like i-it's high fibre!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:21 PM
IS THAT FOR ME
OH MY GOD
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:21 PM
Finally.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:21 PM
A BURGER
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:21 PM
It is proven.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:21 PM
I'VE NEVER HAD A BURGER BEFORE
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:21 PM
I've been put in a burger.
Undeniably, I am a tomato.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
JUST LIKE THE TIME CORDELIA TAUGHT ME HOW TO JERK OFF
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
HEY WAIT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
A Tomato IS a tomato.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
IM COOKING SOMETHING IM WORKING ON IT
JUST WAIT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
HAH
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
Oh, y-yeah, I remember that, eh?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
The judges... will be tasting our food... correct?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
HAHAHAHA!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
Good times.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
ITS GOING TO BE GREAT
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
GOOD TIMES YEAH
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 10:22 PM
Mmm
Eating food is considered important by mortals
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:23 PM
I've not been sure m-myself up to this point!
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 10:23 PM
But on the Great British Baking show we learned to surpass such needs
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:23 PM
WAIT BEFORE YOU JUDGE AM MAKING SOME PRETTY GREAT SOUP
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 10:23 PM
It's impolite to not taste the food... is it not?
Taste... is very important.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:24 PM
Any idea where Walter White has gone?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 10:24 PM
No.
I was focused... on my work.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:24 PM
I hope you won't mind tasting my beef mask. It's a perfectly good dish, but it may have gotten a little dirty with goose blood.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:24 PM
Nope what a weirdo
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
Mph.
Oh well.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
I'm making a side dish to serve alongside it, though.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
I must thank everyone for believing in me.
And my existence as a tomato.
It truly means a lot to me.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
yaawn
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
Yeah sure
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
Successful day, huh?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
Follow your tomato dreams and all that.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
Well done Tomato!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
You’re a pretty great tomato
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
W-well done, tomato.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
You're a better tomato than I could ever be.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:25 PM
BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TAKE BOTH MY KNIVES
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
How was my cooking?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
In the case the judges are not willing to taste our food... shall we do an exchange?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
AWESOME DUDE
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
I'm sure it was delicious!
Oh!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
Would be a shame if this all went to waste.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
That's what I love to hear!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
But seriously one of those knives was my mom’s AND SHES GOING TO KILL ME FOR IT
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
WAIT AM I GONNA LIKE EAT THIS TALKING TOMATO
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
HEY
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
Y-yes!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
(edited)
Chefinoff veggieland ---> tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Chefinoff into this area!
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹weirdfish 👁️VISIBLE It's a really weird looking fish. What the heck is this thing? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934540928213987379/934549422094835772/s-l1600.png
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
I GOT FOOD FOR YOU TOO JUDGES
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
HELL YEAH
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
JUST HOLD ON
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:26 PM
I LOVE EATING SENTIENT BEINGS!!
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 10:27 PM
Is the tomato being submitted as a dish?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:27 PM
IM SUBMITTING SOMETHING
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:27 PM
Thank you....
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:27 PM
I also have a dish prepared, so if the judges want to try, they can!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:27 PM
Chefinoff has meal for all of u! ❤️
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 10:28 PM
Yes! Hahahahaha! You will all witness my culinary excellence, then be able to taste my wonderful creation!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:28 PM
Hm - on s-second thought, I had believed that the tomato had been incorporated into the burger. It looks like it only took a slice out of itself. Well - t-that's a shame.
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 10:29 PM
Does anyone wish... to try my soup..?
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:29 PM
10 minutes!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:29 PM
I do not wish to die.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:29 PM
If only we had more time, I would have asked to put the slice in the Whopper, but... welp! Guess that's what you get when you enter a cooking competition!
You only have so much time to cook - that's life, baby!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:30 PM
I’m glad you consider me a senpai but I’m only a banzai captain
BUT SOON I WILL BE
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:30 PM
T-t-tomatoes exist to be eaten, though.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:32 PM
..............................
I'm juicy.
I'm looking NICE.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:32 PM
You are quite a large tomato.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:32 PM
Yes.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:32 PM
You would be great in my spaghetti dish!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 10:32 PM
A b-big tomato.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:32 PM
I would have gladly given you my slice.
But, it appears that it is too late.
You may feast on it.
There's... not much to eat, but you may take it as a form of gratitude.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:34 PM
Haha, thank you, but I already have my dish prepared.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:34 PM
YES
TASTE MY SOUP
OF
LAV-ACID
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:35 PM
How creative.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:35 PM
Thank you
It’s made from my own sweat
It sounds gross
But it’s very refreshing
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
I've never heard of someone putting in their sweat?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
JUST A SLICE??
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
There seems to many things I haven't learned yet. (edited)
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
OKAY WELL IT'S STILL SENTIENT FLESH
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
I hope they meant their sweet.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
we lock soon okay? ⭐
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:37 PM
OK
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
Hahahahahahaha! Are you watching, Kebako?! Tremble at my magnificent chef skills and perfectly-balanced ingredients!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
Tomato.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
ALSO TOMATO
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
It has been... an honor.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
WHY DID YOU TAKE BOTH OF MY KNIVES
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
You may have it back.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME FOR LOSING IT
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
I have a knife.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
THANK YOU
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
So do I!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
You need it?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
I just want my knives back
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 10:38 PM
I'm always welcomed to share.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
How about we actually drink that soup
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
3
2
1
Jump
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
Let's go.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
Starto!
LOCKO
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
WOO
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
Yay!!!!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
GOOD BYE
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:39 PM
LOCK
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:51 PM
It's the end of the show!
Burger King studies the beauful burger they created together and commits the recipie to memory
What an interesting way to make cusine!
He hands the burger back to stirfry
And stirfry...gives the burger to Flipcup!
Flipcup takes the burger...
eyes it...
NOM
you gotta eat it
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It's delicious!
Flipcup gives stirfry a huge hug!
The two have reunited in both body and spirit (edited)
Life Jam guy is happy for them!
Tonio splits up his spaghetti
and gives it to the judges
The judges loved it! They eat it now and absolutely love it
THEY BOTH GET +15 on their next action!!!
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
now it's Killer Bean's turn
He gets some buttermilk eggs, some...ah, some cream, stevia, and flour cornmeal, and mixes it up...
And offers it to the judges
It turns into a delicious...
idk what this is even
It feels exactly like...
THE FULL EXAGGERATED SWAGGER OF A BLACK TEEN
They both get GOOSEBUMPS
the tomato gives the knife back to giovanni
Everything ammended?
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It kind of stumbles over Giovanni's soup (edited)
Which Giovanni promptly takes
And offers it to the judges to try
...
COUGH COUGH COUGH
HAACK
THE JUDGES HAVE AN ALLERGIC REATION TO THE SOUP
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That's not good...
They take a heart of damage!
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but Then they heal back half a heart!!
Oof, mixed results, huh?
Chefinoff gets to work
he's gathered a TON of ingredients
just LOOK at all of that planning
Time to put it all to good use
He puts in matsutake mushrooms and regular eggs, covers the mushrooms to not let heat escape
Floats a knife over and dices 47 grams of Cacicocavallo Podolico cheese from the fridge (damn they have that?)
put sin the weird fish
more eggs
the pork
the gets a blender i THINK is somewhere around here
or was in veggie land and he took
blends it in the CORRECT ORDER
that bit is important
Like, really important
real easy to mess that up
boils the soup for while
while the GM wonders what the definition of a single action even is anymore
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Then he takes all of that boiling soup
floats it all the way to the antartic ocean
which technically his ability allows him to do
just to halt the cooking process
and puts it back to a slow simmer
and it gets this real delicious soupy broth flavor
It simmers some more
seasoned with salt and pepper
allspice, star anise, caraway, cardamon, and saffron
refined to taste
(Chefinoff's refined taste of course)
bakes it somewhere between 100 to 575 degrees
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alternating back and forth
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hey this is
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CANNON
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I'll have you know
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like I am not kidding
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IT'S CANNON
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ALL OF IT
YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST MAKING THIS SHIT UP
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 11:16 PM
I think you mean "canon"
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 11:16 PM
shh
He lets it cook for 7.32 minutes
and the bows
and tells the judges
"Now, enjoy the great Chefinoff's creation."
They both eat it
...
AND ARE BOTH DAMAGED DOWN TO HALF A HEART
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Oof, I hope they're okay
Ok, one more meal to try
This one is already done, thankfully
It's the soup from soup game!
By Hell's Chef
He tastes some of it himself
And immediatley loses his dislike of cigarettes!
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...wow, amazing soup
There's one thing that's still missing though
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A fun jack-o-lantern!
He made this earlier!
And makes the meal very pretty with these fun ghost shaped slices of bread
He leans back, looking at his creation for the final time
Quickly adds in one last thing...
And then offers the soup to Mary first
Ladies first!
(rollover continued in #p7-brain )
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oops not there
#p7-british
(Check out p7-brain later it's hilarious)
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